my buddy's father-in-law had the 'honor' of being busted by the famed general. Seems he was slogging along a road in the rain, somewhere in France. He had his head down, as it was pouring. A jeep drove up, and a voice asked which road went to where-ever. Without looking up he barked, 'who the 'ef wants to know?' - well, it was old blood and guts himself.
