Actually, if Steve gave me had access to the database, I'd know how to do it lol
I used to work for a major pharmaceutical company as a data analyst and also all my best buds were database gurus so I actually know what a unixtimestamp is
Steve just doesn't realize yet that I understand more about queries than he thinks. I used to pull data from all different mainframe systems and relate them to one another to create my reports.
Now to only get Steve to trust me to have access