Access to mod section?
 

How do I...get access to the mod section?

You would need to be a moderator and the administrator would need to set moderators to have moderation access in permissions.

I think he means on this site, Chuck.

You need to change your email address in your User CP to match the email address of your purchase; that way you will be upgraded to "Verified Customer" status and have access (updates are done once an hour).

LOL ugh I need a drink

You and me both.. and I dont even drink! :)